May 2013
thesockmonkeyrenegade:
presidentme:
Bill Nye the PARTY guy
MY LIFE HAD NO MEANING UNTIL THIS MOMENT
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
morning sex
afternoon sex
dinner sex
after meal sex
i made pancakes sex
good morning sex
the kids are at school sex
shower sex
bored sex
make up sex
break up sex
monday sex
tuesday sex
wednesday sex
thursday sex
friday sex
saturday sex
sunday sex
there is nothing on tv sex
i love you sex
am-i-perfectyet:
staff:
howellester:
do you ever just wonder what the tumblr workers think of us
we think you’re all a bunch of idiots
oh
egberts:
sodamist:
egberts:
i think my cat is allergic to cats
That sounds pretty Catastrophic
i hope you get arrested for that
homosexaul:
being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot
rabioheab:
i do not like green eggs and ham will.i.am
cuteshibas:
how do spiders walk on eight legs i can barely walk on two